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نویسنده: soheil bagheri
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601-Be torke migan sakht tarin ruzaye zendegit key bude? Mige 4 ruze avale ezdevajam ke rum nemishod jolo zanam begoozam! 602-4 chiz adamo migad :1-hanooz nakardi abet biad2-mikhay berini
anet naiad3-dari kos mikoni zanet biad4-vaghti khabi sms biad!! 603-Gouyandeye khabar :Sare an doole bozorge deraz be kosetan ...Bebakhshid : sarane dovale bozorg dar ozbakestan ...!!! 604-Ye ghzvinye mire resturan mige salad ghazviny mikham? miporsan
in dige chiye? mige koune khiyar,kune havij,kune piyaz,kune kaho!! 605-Emam jomeye ghazvin az ahmadi nejad tashakor kard va
goft:Khoshbakhtane ba pirozie in aziz hameye donya be ma posht khahad
kard! 606-midoni falsafeye chos chiye ?talashe marmozane ye goz baraye hefze abero! 607-Farghe kandom ba chatre nejat? Age chatre nejat pareshe ye nafar
az donya mire vali age kandom pare she ye nafar be donya miad! 608-YE BACHE AZ YE SHAHREZAIY MYPORSE AMO SHAHREZA KOJAST? MYGE 609-Anvae Dokhtar:13 sale:baboo17 sale:limoo22 sale:holoo29 sale:aloo35 sale:laboo45 sale:kadoo55 sale:looloo..! 610-midoni ghazviniha be solakh kon chi migan?: arbab halgheha.! 611-Avalin laayehe pishnahadi aghaye ahmadi nejad: foroosh takhte khab 2 nafareh faghat ba eraye aghd nameh.! 612-7ta tork boodan; 6tashoon miraghsidan, yekishoon yesare migoft
"sabz,ghermez,abi".Behesh goftan to chera nemiraghsi?goft: akhe man
raghse nooram !.. 613-Ye torke lokht mire jebhe migan chera lokht omadi?Mige mikham be khake doshman tajavoz konam! 614-Be torke migan chand salete mige 220 sal migan khare mage to
lakposhti? Mige 20 salame vali goftan shomare aval tekrar mishe !!! 615-Pesara 9ta B daran: Biyan,Bemunan, Bekhaban,Bemalan ,Bokhoran,
Bezaran ,Bokonan,Berizan,Beran.Dokhtara 1doone B daran faghat Bedan. 616-Midoni faraghe porteghal ba kire man chie?Hardoro bayad bokhori ta befahmi. 617-jashnvare filmhaye takhayoli rasht_1.zane vafadar_2.marde ba
ghayrat_3.farzande halal zade_4.va simorghe bolorin baraye filme:pesari
ke yek pedar dasht! 618-Rashtie mizane be mashine tehronie, yaro shoro mikone be fohsh:
man khaharo madaro zaneto gaidam! rashtie mige: auuuu! ye tasadof
cheghad toro hashari kard ! 619-Payame Ahmadinejad be BOOSH:Age to BOOSHI man khodesham. 620-ayatolah jannati dar bakhshi az payame tabrik be ahmadinejad
farmod: ey ghashangtar az paria shabha to koche nareia eslah talaba
dozdan eshghe mano midozdand! 621-Rashtiye mire badan sazi be zanesh mige:bebin che dinamity shodam. zansh mige: che faide fitilash 2 sante! 622-Torke be senne boloogh mirese dom dar miare! 623-be torke migan:"bani adam aazayee yek digarand" yani chi ?mige: masalan to kire mani !!! 624-ye File ye mardaro lokht mibine, mizane zire khande, marde mige chiye? mige: to chetori ba oon ghaza mikhori? 625-Torke rishe porfosori mizare mire too jangal shire mikhoratesh va mige ajab bozi bood maze khar midad.!! 626-Be torke migan ye pestandare bi dandun nam bebar mige madarbozorgam. 627-Ye lore az kiooske telefon miad birun, azash miporsan: salem bood? Mige: are, faghat Aftabe nadasht! 628-Rashtiye az amrika zang mizane be mamanesh mige madar jan ye zane khob baram begir esme pesaramam bezar sohrab. 629-Midoni shebahat goz ba zan chie ....?Har dosh ager baheshon modara koni khodesho chos mikone! 628-Farghe dozd ba zan,dozd age maleto khord kunet misuze, vali zan age maleto khurd jigaret hal miad.! 629-Be torke migan "delam havato karde"be englisi chi mishe,mige:My heart fuck your Air! 630-Azizam Midooni farghe to ba an chie? an az del biroon mire vali to az del biroon nemiri! 631-Sheytan eX masraf mikone hame ra be rahe rast hedayat mikone. 632-Ghanone anishtan belakhare kashf shod : E=MC2 yani : Emshab = Mizaram Cunet 2bar . 633-Dar tariki 3 sham' roshan kardam,avali baraye bodanet2vomi
baraye didanet3vomi baraye bosidanetva dar akhar har 3 ra khamosh
kardam faghat baraye kardanet! 634-Tahala 1 bache koni too pelastik didi?Age javabet manfie, yek ,negah, be govahinamat bendaz. 635-Be ye torke migan baray khamir dandon pone ye sher tableghaty bego.mege:khamir dandon pone cheshmo nemesozone! 636-Khanome zang mizane 110 mige:alo,komak.1 marde oumade to khone
dare be man tajavoz mikone.Mishe baraye dast girish...Ouh...Ah...Akh
joon...Farda biyayn?!!! 637-Be dalil tamayol zanha be khordane alate tanasolye aghayan va
rezayat aghayan az in amr farhangestane farsi name in ozv ra be Alate
tanavoli tagheer dad! 638-shebahate zan ba barf pakkon chiee? har kodomo khoshk estefadeh koni jigh mikeshe! 639-Torke akhare omresh bachehasho jam mikone be har kodoom ye choob
mide mige beshkoonid hame mishkoonan 5 ta choob mide baz hame
mishkoonan ye baste choob mide baz hame mishkonan torke shaki mishe
mige heyf ke kharid va ella nasihatetoon mikardam! 640-3 shoghl dar 3 ja momken nist;1-shalikary dar ghazvin. 2-tashkhise hovviat dar rasht.3-ensan shenasi dar ardebil...! 641-3-ta esperm boodand,yekishoon migoft man mikham dokhtar
besham,oonyeki migoft man mikham pesar besham,3-vomie goft:dava
nakonid..to koon hastim! 642-be rashtie migan esme zanet chie? mige Mina..Vali Min sedash mikonam..goftand cher? goft: Vase inke kasi roosh nare!! 643-age deltang beshi ,hichkas nemifahme, age ashegh beshi , hichks
nemifahme, age dard dashte bashi hichkas nemifahme, faghat kafie ye bar
beguzi ta hame befahman...!!! 644-ye ruz mimiri , be khak seporde mishi , bad ye alaf mishi va ye
gav toro mikhore va bad toro mirine va ye goh mishi , man be to negah
mikonam va migam hich avaz nashodi.!! 645-Be ghazvine megan nazaret dar morede hamley U.S.A chey mege ye
pash to araghe ye pash to afghanestan man fekr konam mogheyate khobi
iran kone U.S.A bezare. 646-1zane mire emam zade mige khodaya 1shohare khob be man bede torke mipare baqhale zane mige khodaya hol nade. 647-Lore daro panjere saz bode, mire khastegari.miporsan:domad chi karas?mige:windows nasb mikonam!! 648-Torke zang mizane 110 mige:agha pedal tormoz kelaj gaz farmane
mashinamo dozdidan !police mige torky?mige are. Police mige:pasho boro
jolo beshin!!! 649-Emruz ruze bozorgdashte PAT O MAT, in sms ro bayad baraye shabihtarin fard be in azizan ferestid.Ruzet Mobarak.!! 650-dokhtare be pesare:man ghayem misham to mano peyda kon,age peydam kardi mano bekun,ageam nakardi man zire peleham. 651-Ganoon 10 nioton:Agar yek nafar 10 barabar vazn khod niroo be jesmi vared kone, migooze. 652-Mid00ni farge m0ze b0land ba m0ze k00tah chiye?.. ......Nemid00ni?.....Bashe miram az ye meym00ne dige mip0rsam.!! 653-Be andazeye moohaye saram dostat daram,be andazeye rishehash
asheghetam va andazeye dafaati ke shunashoon kardam behet vafadaram
dostare shoma hasan kachal !!! 654-Be pirezane goftand size sutianet chande?mige, nemidonam,akhe man pestonamo mizarameshon to shortam! 655-Don't follow 2 things,first BOYS second BUSES,because after a minute another one comes.! 656-Doost aziz In SMS serfan be manzaleye kir kardan shomast, va hich arzeshe digari nadarad ! 657-Az torke miporsan az moghadamat ezdevaj kodoomo amade kardi?Torke mige:tofesho !! 658-Molla az ranandeye kamion miporse:shoma ke hichvaght khoone
nistid , chetaor mifahmid bachatoon male khodetoone?Ranandeh: 2 sal
sabr mikonim , agar shekle khodemoon nabashe miferestimesh hoze. 659-Be torke migan ta hala be ga rafti? megeh na! Barname bezar ba ham berim... 660-Torke khab mibine dare PLAYSTATION bazi mikone zanesho mikoshe,
mire marhaleye Bad ,az khab mipare mibine zanesh neshaste jelosh.Mige;
Aahhhh save nakardam !! 661-Yek khabare mohem: hamaknun khabar resid ke daftare maghame moazame rahbari 60 barge ! 662-1khoros ba 6ta morgh budan khorose hey laghar mishode ye khorose
dige miaran komakesh baz laghar mishe miporsan chete?mige:6ta jende kam
bud ye kuniam avordin? 663-Ghazvinie dasht bachasho mizad. Goftan chera mizanish? Goft pedarsag enherafe jensi peyda karde kos mikone ! 664-Midoni farghe baftani ba bache cheie? Baftani ro ba 2 ta mil va ye top doros mikonan , bache ro ba ye mil va 2 ta top.! 665-Begiresh toye dastet.Saresho biar joloe sorakh.Arom bebaresh
to.Arom aghab jolo kon.Saresh che narme.Ajab hali mide goosh pakkon!!! 666-Migan har ki Dorogh bege "miterkeh"!Rashtie:ma adamhaye
bagheyrati hastim ... BOOM!Esfehanie:Ma adamhaye largi hastim ...
BOOM!Torke:ma adamhaye ... BOOM! 667-mara'hele zendegie zanashoei 1.Namzadi:dast ru kos,lab ru lab,de
bebus 2.Ezdevaj:lab ru lab,kir tu kos,de bokon 3.Baqie omr:posht be
posht,kun be kun,de beguz.. 668-Be yek lori migan mitoni ba zan jomleh be sazi mige na man faghat mitonam ba zan bache dorost konam !! 669-farghe lubia chiti ba pasgardani chie? avalio age bokhori,migoozi dovomio age begoozi, mikhori. 670-Yek lori bala sardar khonash neveshteh bode w.C miporsan chera mige yani welcome!!! 671-maraseme aroosi dar barare(aroos konoon): 1.roo takht keshoon
2.short dar bakerdoon 3.lapa binoon 4.kos lisoon 5.kir tof zanoon 6.sar
andaroon 7.aab bepaashoon!! 672-Torke azmayesh mide , Aids dashteh mige : adam be daste khodesh ham nemitone etemad bekone! 673-Torke mire 60 nafaro mikone migiranesh migan: " chera inkaro
kardi?" mige tu Qoran omade age ye ruz ruzato bokhori bayad 60 nafaro
sir BOKKKONI! 674-agar mahi beshi darya be darya agar kaftar beshi sahra be sahra
be donbalet miam konet mizaram man az H.I.V ham tarsi nadaram:! 675-pirzane az make barmigarde,to sakesh mashrob bode,migan in
chiye?mige man ke pa nadashtam dore khone khoda becharkham,1peik
mizadam khone khoda doram micharkhid!! 676-Team Football Ghazvin : OliverKAN KANnavaro KANdela , bisKAN ,
oKAN haKAN'shokor KAN'tona KANi'zares KANigiya KAN'bi'yaso KANo
sar'morabbi: DR dadKAN! 677-Emam jome ye rasht zanesh bache dar mishe,-> Mojahedin in karo be gardan migirand ! 678-9doroghe pesara:1.Doset daram 2.Migiramet 3.To fabriki
4.Sex faghat bato 5.Nemikhad suck bezani6.Arom mikonamet7.Dard
nadareh8.kandom mizaram9.Akharinbare!! 679-Yaro 100T mindaze sadaghe,2metr bad tasadof mikone,on donya
mige :man ke 100T sadage dadam chera mordam?khoda mige,Haaaa, pulet
gushe nadashte bid Jeeegar ...! 680- 0 0 0 0 0 681-0o0 o () oo0 o 0 o o 0 0oo 0 o () Oo Oo () o
()¤ o ( ) O 0 o 0 () o ¤ o 0 agar gofti sourakhe kunet
kodoumeh? 682-Zane az tabagheh 20 ye aparteman miyofte vali chezish nemeshe age gofti chera? chon navar behdashtish baldar bodeh.!! 683-Midoni Avalin kasi ke sheyton ro kard ki
bood?.......>>>>>> Hasan johar chi!!(to serial oo yek
fereshte bood) 684-Yek soal fanny: farghe nokhod ba Pas gardani chi beed jeegar?. .
.>>avalio age vakhori, vagoozi ! dovomio age vagoozi, vakhori.!! 685-Ye akhoondi balaye manbar boode, ye kaghaz behesh midan axe ye
kire koloft toosh keshidan, mige yeki az baradara vase madaresh eltemas
dua khasteh. !! 686-va angah dar ghare hara jebre'el bar mohammad nazel gardid va
goft:bego eghra besme rabeka lazi khalagh.va mohammad(s)farmod:KHO EE
KE ALAN GOFTI YANI CHE? 687-Nefrine 2006:Elahi az AhmadinezhadLab begiri! 688-Torke ba ehsasate dust dokhtaresh bazi mikone 2-1 mibare.!! 689-Esfahanie ye jendaro savar mikone. to mashin hey behesh mige:
mesle zanam bedia. jendehe asabani mishe mige: mage zanet chetori
midad? Esfahanie mige: MAJANI! 690-akhunde ghazvini dasht be yek pesare susul moezeh mikard ke: Pesaram to ba in kune be in khubi chera namaz nemikhuni?! 691-Torke donbale jay park bude mige ey khoda 1 ja baram peida koni
namaz mikhunam ruze migiram... 1 dafe 1jaye khali peida
mikone,mige:nemikhad khodam peida kardam!! 692-Sedaye eshgh; sedaye piano nist, sedaye gitar ham nist, sedaye eshgh; sedaye fanare takhte! 693- ooo0 694-1 ghazvinie mire parvareshgah bache begire migan mibari ya mikoni? !! 695-torke too ghazvin migoze!, ghazviniya donbalesh mikonan migan bogh zadi bayad savar koni!! 696-Miduni chera zanha moghe sex cheshmashuno mibandan?chon chesh nadaran bebinan marda 5 daghighe khoshan! 697-Torke ro migiranesh migan: in khanoome kie bahate? Mige: valla ta vaghti dasesh too dastam bood Aghaye Sarabi bood.!! 698-Be torke migan dar masraf ab sarfe joie konid mire zane hamele migire.!! 699-1 bache to ghazvin gom mishe polis mige:az yabande taghaza mishe
emshabo ke hich,farda bacharo be ma bede ke ma pas farda bedim be
khanevadash.!! 700-Be yek lori migan farda kosof mishe mige khoda nakone ! lab oof beshe dahan oof beshe vali kos oof nashe!! 701-Ye arabi nemidoneste shab arosi chi kar kone az dostesh miporse
on ham kam roo mige: on jay badanet ke sefte ra bo kon to on sorakhi ke
khanomet jish mikone. Arabe ham mire saresho mikoneh to sorakh mostarah
!! 702-" 8===> " Wath is this? This is yek chize nok tiz,saresh
gerdo kami tiz,muhash ferfere viz viz,abesh garmo kami liz. Behesh dast
nazani , jiz .!! 703-Be torke migan moghe sex chetori zaneto divune mikoni?Mige vaghti karam tamum mishe,kiramo ba parde pak mikonam! 704-Farghe bimarestane artesh,ba zayeshgah : avali tir khordeha ro mibaran, dovomi kir khordeha ro ! 705-Women are the best motors.!! Accept any size piston, are self
lubricating, start up with a finger, changes oil every 4 weeks, and a
full tank lasts 9 months! 706-Mamore sarshomari mire dame khoneye rashtiye be zane mige:
"shoma chand nafarid?"zane birono negah mikone mige: "man moshkeli
nadaram , shoma chand nafarid?!! 707-Yeki az nemayandegane zan gofte : ta zamani ke in shekaf dar miyane ma zanan ast, mardan bar ma savarand !! 708-Ghabel tavajohe tarafdarane bush, khod ra amade konid va montazer bashid bush miyad man chand lahze pish chosidam! 709-Be torke migan zanet che sheklie? mige: Jenifer Lopezo didi? berin toosh! 710-Be torke migan nazaret raaje be KHATNE chie? Mige: be nazare man kare kasifiye be har hal ye no KOLAH BARDARIE....!! 711-Eshgh mesle koon mimoone:sefid,jazab,porsaroseda, akhar sar mirine be hame chiz.!!! 712-be torke migan, kore khar,torke mige: ma khanevadatan baby faceem!! 713-Be Ali Daei goftand ba ''vakilam'' jomle besaz ,goft 714-Be torke goftand chera az estakhr andakhtanet biroo? goft:vase
inke shashidam to Estakhr, goftand chera shashidi khob? goft akhe hame
mishashand.manam shashidam ,montaha az rooye Daayve!! 715-To Tabriz hookoomat nezami boode yaroo sarvane turke ro mizare
sare post mige harkio az saate 7 shab be bad didi dar ja bezanesh miad
bere savare mashinesh beshe mibine seda tir oomad bar migarde mibine
turke zade yekio koshte mige ahmagh alan saat 5 ke! turke mige ghorban
in ye adres porsid ke oomran ta saat 9 shabam peidash nemikard! 716-Midoni shebahate torko esperm chiye? az 100000 tashun 1 adam dar miyad! 717-To Ye Khari, Sagi, Gavi, Bozi, Goosfandi, Meimooni, Goosalei .........>>>baraye foroush nadari?! 718-Lore vasiyyat mikoneh ke man namaaz ghazaa nadaaram faghat be jam 40 saal vozoo begirid ! 719-Az torke miporsan farghe gusfand ba gav chie?Mige: gusfand tasbih mirine gav ammameh 720-Lore mikhast gavesho bokone , gave mige mo mo . lore mige:khafe sho avval mo bad to!! 721-1)period=no sex.....2)no period=sex......(1)+(2)=>period+no
period= no sex+sexperiod ....>(1+no)= sex(1+no)=>period=sex 722-Ye AKHONDE mire Dr.Dr mige: goosht, charbi, mashrub nakhor.Taryak nakesh, menbar ham naro.Akhonde mige:Menbar chera? 723-Kharejie mire zurkhune mibine yaru dare shena mire behesh mige: sorry sir! But i think she has gone! 724-Salarkhan: Saharnaz kire kianush chetor bid?Saharnaz: kheili khob bid.inghadr no bid.pelastikesh hanoz rosh bid. 725-Yeky be dost dokhtaresh mige be ya berin khonamon ba ham hal konim . Dokhtare mige dorogh mige mikhay perezentam koni . 726-Torke babash mimire,sevomesh kheyli sholough mishe baraye haftomesh 'bilit' mifroushe ! 727-Tafavote dokhtar ba saat ine ke,saat aval ab mire tosh bad mikhabe ,vali dokhtar aval mikhabe bad ab mire tosh. 728-Be shirfarhad migan mardom voygolanzj leylon open bide.Mige eeei
ke alan gofti yaani che?Babash mige: yaani pardash goshe nadashte bid
jiiiiiiigar!! 729-Leilun:shir farhad vaia barat sak vazenam.Sh:haaa i ke gofti i
yani che?L:i marasem pish kos konon shahria bid,agha kianush yadam dade
bid!!! 730-Ghazvinie tu Dubai ye forushgaah baaz mikone, esmesho mizaare :GAY TO GAY! 731-Torke mizane 1 poliso mikoshe. Ba'd tell mizane (110) mige: Hahahahaha hala shodin 109!! 732-Behesht zire paye madaran ast vali kelidesh laye paye pedaran ast. 733-Yerooz ye torke 1000000 pool peyda mikone mindazeshoon mige ma azin shansa nadarim! 734-rashtie kamion mikhare poshtesh minevise : rosvaie alam,MADAR !!! 735-be lore goftan: che sazi mizani?goft: Chang mizanam.goftand: dar che dastgahi?goft: dar dastgahe tanasoli ! 736-Be torke migan chera enghadr mohkam vozoo migiri? migeh : mikham bebinam kodoom goozi mitune batelesh koneh ?!.. 737-Koore ba doostdokhtaresh mire sinama,behesh migan chera oomadi? Mige man cheshm nadaram,dast ke daram!!! 738-Be torke migan : gheble kodomvarie ? ... Mige : koja beheton adres dadan ? 739-Torke ba kayt mikoobe be sakhteman banke keshavarzi , 730 nafar mimiran , miduni chera ?az khande!!! 740-Az torke miporsan "nokhost vazir" be englisi chi mishe?Mige "first and under" 741-Eshgh mesleh koon mimoneh sefid ,jazzab, porsarseda , akharesh mirineh be hameh chiz!! 742-Ye lori dashteh milarzide miporsan sardeh te mige na gozam miyad gozashtamesh ro vibre! 743-Ye torke dashte film souper midide zanesh miad , torke hol mishe mige: bia bebin ba felestinia chikar mikonan ! 744-Torke mashinesh to barf gir mikone zanjir nadashte az mashin meyad biron sine mizane . 745-Az homaye sa'adat miporsan, baraye chi roo sare ahmadinejad neshasti ? Mige baraye ghazaye hajat ! 746-Be torke migan baba- nanat chetoran? Mige : hichi rooza mesle sag o gorbe shaba mesle pich o mohre! 747-rooze valentine ye dokhtare mire kart forooshi miporse karti
darin ke roosh neveshte bashe :TO TANHA ESHGHE MANI ?marde mige :bale
mige :lotfan 15ta bedin ! 748-Torke mire konserte ebi.vaghti konsert tamom mishe har ki be ebi
ye chiz mige:ebi sedato ebi nafaseto torka ro jav migire mige:ebi
nanato!!! 749-Sutie sal !Ostad:Sperme ensan sarshar az porotein,vitamin va
GHAND ast.daneshjuye dokhtar: bebakhshid ostad,pas chera SHIRIN nist?!!! 750-Torke mire maghaze mige agha ye biskoyite mashti bede baghale
mige veyfer khoobe torke mige na saghe talayi? Na gorji khoobe? Na
madar khoobe? Torke mige Ghorboone shoma dast boose salam resoond. 751-Marda 5 daste hastan:1-soosk (kasifo chendesh avar)2-gorbe
(maloos, bi haya)3-gav(sar be zir,bi tavajoh)4-khar(kari,zabِn
nafahm)5-sag(vafa dar,hafeze jano mal!! 752-Ghazvinie fardaye aroosish baraye madar zanesh dastmal ani mibare ! 753-pas az anke hazrate Unes dar dele mahi penhan shodand che shod?Torke:sazmane jahani "UNES KOO?" tasis shod! 754-Midooni chera dokhtara kooneshon parde nadare? Chonke khoda gar ze hekmat bebandad dari ze rahmat goshayad dare digari ! 755-joke x-mass>>>mige in shabha baba no-el to har soorakhi ye chizi mizare,,movazebe koonet bash!! lol 756-Be nazaram marda 2daste hastan,1-az zaneshun mitarsan(ke ba
tavjo be shenakhti ke az to daram jozve in daste nisti!),2-ya az
zaneshun mesle sag mitarsan. 757-Har vaght delet tang shod, ba sorakh konet avazesh kon. Oon vaght ye kon e tang dari ba ye dele goshad. 758-Torke hamishe doa mikarde ba emama mahshur beshe vaghti mimire
be khabe pesaresh miad pesare miporse jat khube pedar?Mige:na baba
pedaram darumade har ruz sobh ke az khab pamisham bad az namazsobh aval
bayad pan3mane sare ALI oavaz konam,badesh be emam HOSSEYN ab bedam
badesh pushake ALIASGHAR oavaz konam,ROGHIYE o az mahde kudak
biyaram,baraye ZEYNOL ABEDIN sup drost konam,be kaftaraye emam REZA dun
bedam shab am khaste bayad beram dombale MAHDI begardam. 759-Rashtie be torke mige: bad bakht,aberoot raft,dishab zanam to ro too jendekhoone dide! 760-Torke ye jende boland karde boode,to rah ye basijie jelo
mashinesho migire mige"khahar piade sho">>torke mige"ee
khaharete!!! khak too saret, jendas.!1 761-Ezraeel raft balasare ghazviniye,goft:vasiatname neveshti?Ghazviniye goft:are dolla sho zire farshe!!! 762-arezu daram khoshihat mesle "ES HAL" bashe, Modavem, mokarar, ravan va roshan . 763-Be rashtie migan sinehaye zaneto mikhory ? migeh : ah ,ah ,ah , dahanie ! 764-Harvaght koonet kharid matlabe zir ro bekhoon! ...........>>>Didi koonet mikhareh..!. 765-Ye torke mire arusi mibine hame shabashaye khafan midan,yeki
teravel, yeki check sefid... torke ham javgir mishe mire kart
etebarisho mikeshe laye sine arus! 766-Aroosie esfehanie tamoom shod goft hichkas nemitooneh bere !
goftan chera ? Goft : inhameh kharj kardam faghat ye nafaro bokonam ?!! 767-Hafez gazvini mifarmayad:eyke konat hamcho beiti az ghazal,man
pey koneto bodam azazal ,eynavay koneto chon saze ney ,daghe konat man
bebinam ta bekey ?? 768-Filme shame akharo to cinemaye tabriz mizaran torka to safe bilit ba ghablame vay mistand!! 769-Fehreste Darouhaye jadid: -Sucksicilin- Chocholmetazon- Bezabegamet- Derazpam- Dulifex 500- Bekonpelex 1200!! 770-Mah be khorshid mige:har shab in hame adama roye ham mioftan,
hichkas sedash dar nemiad.ye bar ke mano to ro ham mioftim,hame ba
telescope negah mikonan. 771-Ostad klas tashrih pezeshky kos mikeshide ro takhte,daneshjo
mizane zire khande,ostad mige kos nadidi?mige didam vali kos kesh ba
tahsilate aali nadidam. 772-Lore moghe'e khodahafezi, ba doostesh rooboosi mikarde; behesh mige: har chi miboosamet sir nemisham, bekhab bokonamet. 773-Agar gofti 3ta pire zan ke beran jakozi mesle chi mishan?...3dast sirabi to lagan abegarm!! 774-1marde jelo ghafase fila dar miyare beshashe file mibine migeh : damagheto koja amal kardi?! 775-Torke mire jurab furushi mige agha man ye jurab mikham,
forushande mige mardune? torke dastesho deraz mikone dast mide mige
"mardune". 776-Kashki zan mesl pul bud ye 40 sale midadi dota 20 sale migerefti!! 777-Be rashtie ba SMS khabar midan keh: zaneto daran mikonan! Oonam ba sms javab mide: koone laghe kasi ke smse tekrari mide !! 787-Akhbar migoft , 1 jasad ba koone pareh peyda shode, barat negaran shodam , 1 zang behem bezan!! 788-KHATAR!Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishavad!Load...10%...50%...90%... ERROR! maghz peyda nashod!!! 789-Torke mire salha dars mikhooneh mishe ghazi avalin jalase dadgah migan hokm kon. Mige pik! 790-Arezu mikonam mesle sang.tovalet betuni tahe dele mardomo
bebini ,sedaey deleshuno beshnavi, va be deleshun aramesh bedi. jigar!! 791-Leiloono mifrestan sarbazi,migan az jelo nezam!Mige:na na..Az jelo shirfarhad,az aghab nezam! 792-Man asks god: why did u make woman soooo beautiful? God says: so
u can love her. Man asks god: why did u make her soooo stupid? god
says: so she can love u. 793-Chera marda vojdane paki daran?chon hichvaght az an astefadeh nemikonan. 794-ق.ظ): جراید: كتاب فارسی مدارس بومی میشود) مشهد: آن مرد با شمع
آمد، اصفهان: آن مرد پول دارد، آبادان: آن مرد آن شب با ریبن (عینك) آمد،
شیراز: آن مرد حال نداشت و نیامد، سنندج: آن مرد سبیل دارد، زاهدان: آن
مرد را كشتند، اردبیل: آن مرد بار برد، قزوین: آن مرد با لبخند آمد، رشت:
آن مرد رفت، بابا آمد 795-Az ahmadi nejad dar morede bazi-e varagh porsidand,goft:be
4-shart mane ee nadare;1-be jaye shah akse agha bashe.2-bibi mohajabeh
bashe.3-sarbaz chafieh dashte bashe.4-bekhatere mehr varzi hamishe hokm
Del bashe.!! 796-Torke mire bazar,be jaye tooti besh ye Joghd mindazand.chand
rooz badesh mire bazar,yaro forooshandehe besh mige:Tootit chetore,harf
mizane?Torke:valla harf ke namizane,vali kheily khoob deghat mikone!! 797-Az torke porsidand Emam reza chetori shahid shod?goft:bisharafa to haramesh BomB gozashtand!! 798-Rashtie be dokhatresh goft:Chera dir oomadikhoone?dokhtare:akhe
baba dashtam mioomadam 2-ta pesra be man tajavoz kardan...!baba:khob
hala nim saat,yek saat tajavoz,baghisho koja boodi?!!! 799-be torke migan ye foshe bad bede,mige:Nafam too cheshet!migan in
kojash bad bood?mige:khob vaghti nafam bere to cheshet,kiram mire to
dahanet dige!!! 800-Ghanoon-e 10-ome niuton,vaghti to toilet neshasti ,montazere Jazebe nabash,zoor bezan!!! 801-Rashtie shab mikhaste bere toilet,be zanesh mige:ye deyghe jayemano negahdar man alan barmigardam!!! 802-be torke goftand chejoori janbaz-e 1% shodi?goft:valla ma to sangar boodim,khompareh khord jotemoon,pashmamoon rikht!! 803-yeki rafte bood Ardebil!,az ye torke porsid?shoma koja Ampool mizanid?>>torke:ma inja to koone moon ampool mizanim!! 804-Ye torke petrose fadakaro ba dehghane fadakar ghati mikone mire angosht mikone tu kune ranandeye ghatar ! 805-Bache he be babash mige:Baba,shoma to in sen roshd ham mikonid?
Baba:Na pesaram!Bache:pas chera parsal tahala vasate saret az mohat
zade biron?! 806-Hamvatan 807-Marde esme kandom ro nemidooneste mire darookhane kiresh ro mizare roo miz mige Lotfan ino kadosh konid! 808-Age gofti ki be hame mahrame?supermarketi!.......chera?...chon be hame shir mide! 809-Man 1 Roz roozeh Nagereftam; bayad 60 Nafar Ro SiR BOKONAM.59 Nafar Ro kardam Emshab barnamat chiye..!!! 810-yebar yetorke mimire.on donya azash miporsan chi shod? mige
dashtam shir mikhordam.migan khob shiresh fased bood? mige na baba
1dafe gave neshast 811-midunesti manie har keshvariro I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies C.H.I.N.A. - Come
Here.. I Need Affection F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can
End I.R.A.N. _ Islam , rahbar , akhund ,nahy azmonkar 812-qazvin Poshte Bachehaye Koochik Minivisan :Ba Negahi Be Ayandeh Dorost Masraf Konim 813-ye lina toopi mire ghazvin chitoz halghei barmigarde!!! 814-Choopane 2Rooghgoo Mimire Shabe Avale Ghabr Azash Miporsan To Ki Hasti?!Mige Man!? Dehghane Fada kar !! 815-Farghe Shabhaye Moharram Ba Shabhaye Jomeh?!Shabaye Moharram
Laye Dasteha Sine Mizanan....Shabaye Jomeh Laye Sineha Ta Daste
Mizaran.... 816-Taraf (!) Az Joloye Cinamaye Shahreshoon Dashte Rad Mishode
Saresho Bala Mikone Pardeye Tablighatie Film Ro Mibine Be Khodesh Mige
In Shahr Faghat 1 Cinama Dasht Oonam Shod KHABGAHE 2KHTARAN!!!! 817-pesare rashtie az sarbazi bar migarde, babash mige: nabudi barat zan gereftam, inam bachat! 818-yebar 1 torke ba yemasihiye davash mishe masihiye mige salib to
koonet torke mige namaz too koonet mashihie mige namaz dg chiye? mige
sotooone din(bebakhshida be tanz begirid) 819-torke arezoo mikone fardash babaye rezoo miyad mikonatesh!! 821-Qazvinie Bache Dar Mishe Refighash Fori Mian Didanesh Migan Bachat Chie!?Mige Koooftetoon Beshe Ishalla!!! Pesare ..!! 822-torke polic makhfi mishe 3sale ke azash khabari nist 823-Ostad : Kodoom Ozve Badan Ta 9 Barabare Andazeye Khodesh Mitoone
Bozorg Beshe?!Shagerd (Girl) : Alate Mardane Ostad!!!Ostad : Mardomake
Cheshme!!! Lotfan Shoma Ham Tavoghoto Kam Kon Khanoom!! 824-yebar torke mishe reise mokhaberat bad az moddate kami
mokhaberat varshekaste mishe 1heiat tashkil midan badesh az torke
miporsan chera pas intori kardi mige be dalile refah va asayesh
bishtare mardom telle omomiha ra bisim kardam 825-torke tv ro roshan mikone:canale 1 ghoran,canale 2 ghoran,canale
3 ghoran,canale 4 ghoran,canale 5 ghoran,canale 6 ghoran,.... pa mishe
tv ro miboose mizare roo taghche 826-torke az tehraniye miporse koja be donya omadi ! tehraniye mige bimarestan ! torke mige mage mariz boodi 827-torke mire jebhe, maamore jam avariye shohada ba forghoon mishe.
ye roz dashte ye forghone khali miborde, azash miporsan:chikar dari
mikoni? mige daram shahid mibaram! migan:koo pas? mige: in yeki
mafghodolasare 828-be torke migan:bache kojayi?mige:ke chi hala? harkas ye noghte za'afi dare dige!! 829-age betoone ba sorate noor zanet ra bokoni ghabl az inke abet biyad bachedar mishi!!! 830-bache he ba madar bozorgesh mire hammam,be madbozorgesh mige in
chie?madarbozorge yekhoorde fekr mikone mige:in gorbast!bache he mige
chera gorbeye shoma pire gorbeye maman javoone?!madarborge mige:akhe
age gorbeye manam roozi 200 geream goosht mikhord sare hal taro
javoontar bood!! 840-Be rashtiye migan: tu khoonat, zansalarie ya mard salari ? mige: hich kodoom, mardomsalariye!! 841-Ye janbaze 99% migoze shahid mishe .! 842-shebahathaye mobil va zan:1.pul harum kon hastan
2.Barjastegihashun o bayad feshar dad 3.az zir bayad sharjeshun kard
4.age sharj nashan bahat harf nemizanan!! 842-Torke ye jende boland karde boode,to rah ye basijie jelo
mashinesho migire mige"khahar piade sho"torke mige"ee khaharete!!! khak
too saret, jendas.! 843-Esfehanie dame marg :Ahmed koojas?-injam baba .-Ali koojas
?-manam injam baba.Mamadi ku?Manam haminja-Pas hame ke injan,chera
coolere un otagh roshanesSs?! 844-Aroosie esfehanie tamoom shod goft hichkas nemitooneh bere !
goftan chera ? Goft : inhameh kharj kardam faghat ye nafaro bokonam ?!! 845-bache arabe be babash mige baba mishe roo kiret rah beram ? babash mige boro vali zeyad door nasho ! 846-Shabe 2shanbast...baraye ghafelgiriye amvat salavat!!! 847-inam nefrin haye 2006/1385>>Elahi beshini ro jooje tighi,
Elahi beri qhazvin bande kafshet baz she,Elahi nokhod bokhori natoni
begoozi,Elahi shashet begire zipet baz nashe,Elahi beri hamom vajebi
bezari ab ghat she,Elahi har kanali bezani Ahmadinejado neshoon bede !! 848-Daftare maghame moazame rahbari, gom shode! Age daste shomast biarin agha farda emtehan daran.! 849-Rashtiye mire jebhe vase babash name minevise be in mazmon:pedar jan baram zan begir va axe bachehamo befrest! 850-Be torke migan kampiuter baladi : mige ta hododi. Migan khob hala roshanesh kon, mige na dige ta in had!!! 851-Shebahate pofak va sine?har 2tash male bachehas age bozorgtara bezaran ! 852-Jashnvareye Filme TAKHAYOLIYE Rasht:1-Zane ba vafa.2-Shabhaye bi
abas agha.3-Khosh gheirat.4-Halal zade.5-Simorghe Bolurin be Filme
Pesari ke 1Pedar Dasht.!! 853-Rashtie mire mosaferat . Migan pas zanet chi ? mige kiramo roo kire abbas agha divert kardam ! 854-Be arabe migan movazebe aroos bash, ghalbesh zaeefe . mige negaran nabashid az baghale ghalbesh rad mikonam! 855-torke be doustesh mige age abjito bekonam famil mishim?doustesh mige,na bi hesab mishim!! 856-2khtar : maman kir chie?Madar : age 2khtare khoobi bashi bozorg
shi yeki giret miaad ,2khtar : age nabasham chi?Maadar : Kheili giret
miaad! 857-Salam.kojaei?harchy barat zang mizanam mobilet dar dastras
nist.ye kare kheily kheily vajeb bahat daram.age gushiye sabet dame das
dary bokon tu kunet...,!! 858-ghazviny kenar zamin footbal khabideh bod behesh mighan footbal shoro shode pasho bazi kon mige man BERANKARDAM ! 859-ye bachehe too ghazvin gir miofte, ye tas behesh midan migan age
1 ta 5 biari tartibeto midim, mige 6 biaram chi? migan jayezash ye bar
dige bayad tas bendazi.! 860-Rashtiye be zanesh mige age bad az marge man khiyanat bokni
tanam tu gur milarze bad mimire mire barzakh esmesho mizaran asghar
vibre !! 861-Sayze sutiyan az nazare pesarha:70 to roshde,80 to moshte,85 beheshte,90 doroshte,100 baleshte.!! 862-Zarbolmasalhayeghazvin:1_ba ye kun bahar nemishe2_har kuni ye
buii dare3_kun dade az kire syaho sefid mitarse4_kune naghd be az kose
nesie5_ba kunkun kardan kamar adam khali nemishe6_kun dade ra tadbir
nist7_hich kunii nemige kune man gohie8_kun bara dadane ridan
bahunas9.Har ankas ke sms nadahad kun dahad !! 863-yeki mire to khalije fars mar mahi begire . avali ro migire .
dovomi ro migire. ta sevomi ro migire ye dafe ye arabe az to kovayt
mikhore zamin...! 864-Ye karikatorist koon o bedoone sorakh mikeshe,tu Ghazvin be 3
jorm dastgir mishe:1. Tashvishe azhaane omomi 2. Nashre akazib3. Tohin
be moghadasat ! 865-Az ye torke miporsan az ghofle farmoonet razi hasti?Mige"are, faghat sare picha azyat mikone"!! 866-Az torke miporsan haj chetor bud?mige kheyli sakht bud , az hame ja sang miyumad , vali akhar machesh kardam!! 867-Torke ye zane ro savar mikonezane mige: aman az gerunie run o
sinetorke mige:laappaa ham hamintorzane mige:bi tarbiat!torke
mige:babalaappaa,lubia,adas.!!! 868-Az 3chiz beparhiz:dome shir,sare kir,kose pir.Be3chiz dast
nazan:sime lokht,peston zomokht,kir koloft.Be3chiz del naband:kone kir
dide,kos chorokide,vaSMS pokide!! 869-Dar rastae tahrim ajnase DANMARK. shirinie danmarki be shirinie
GOL MOHAMMADI taghire nam yaft. setade mobareze ba mohoomat.!! 870-Age be kos begim RAH => 1:KIR=RAHRO
2:KUN=BIRAHE 3:PARDE KOS=POLICE RAH 4:KANDOM=RAH BANDAN 5:JENDE
KHANE=VEZARAT RAH 6:KOS KARDAN=RAH PEYMAEI >>rahpymai 22 bahman
faramoosh nashavad! 871-Zantia 82 rang mdshki be shomareye 75n427 tehran14 bedoune rang
ba 4 halqe lastike pahn,sistem soutie kamel va ring sport va 10 mah
bimeye kamel too koonet.!! 872-Salam, bebakhshid mozahem shodam, vali mozo kheyli hayatiye,
shoma 1 Parti nadari parvandeye irano az shoraye amniat
darbiare?lollllllll 873-Be ghazvinie migan shoma ghorbani ham mikonin?Mige: familishun baramun mohem nist , har ki bashe ....!! 874-Torke mire khastegary mibine 2khtare Cbil dare mige chera Cbil
dari?2khtare narahat mishe gerye mikone. Mikhad ke az delesh darbiare
mige mard ke gerye nemikone!! 875-Dishab to ra ze masty tashbih be mah kardam,tokhme manam nabody man eshtebah kardam.!! 876-Torke ba zanesh mire englis,sobh too hotel behesh migan:'good
morning sir'torke mige:'sir morning good'!!!Zanesh mige chi shod
gazanfar?Torke mige:hichi,yaroo be engelisi goft 'salam aleykom'man ham
behesh goftam:'aleykomo salam'!!! 877-Be torke migan ba 'RISMAAN' jomle besaaz mige:mishe engelisi begam?Migan:hatman barikala begoo mige:"no RISMAAN to paging"!! 878-Aseman ra minegaram to ra mibinam,khorshid ra minegaram to ra
mibinam,mah ra minegaram to ra mibinam,khob maskhare az jelom boro
kenar dige! 879-رشتیه مى ره اب از یخچال بخورد سكته مىكنه مىمیره ان دنیا تركه
ازش مىپرسه چطور مرده توضیح كه مىده تركه مىزنه تو سرش مىگه اگر تو
نمىمردی منم تو یخچال از سرما یخ نمىزدم 880-"HONEY" means:H = Hello dear.O = Only you.N = Never without you.E = Endless love for you.Y = Ye dor bede bokonim! 881-Age Gofti Chera Jomeha Shir Kame ? . . . . . . . Nemidoni !??
Fekr kon , . . . OK Behet Migam ! Chon Harchi GAAVE Rafte NAMAZ JOM'E
!!!! 882-VALENTINE:V:victorian love A:a good date for u L:love u E:every
day love u N:need u T:touch me N:not forgive me E:energie hastei haghe
mosalame mast!! 883-Niyat kon baraye FALe HAFEZ.....ey ke dar jam tala mey
mikhori.>>khaye o kire mano key mikhori?ma moridimo to hasti pire
ma/pas bia benshin be ruye kire ma 884-Daneshmandan kashf kardan Oonayee ke moghe rydan fekr mykonan moghe fekr kardan myrynan.!! 885-Leylon jighesh daromad ...khon az konesh vayomad..goft kir be in
doroshti...kardi sorakhe poshti?..fargh fokole kun ba kos...jaye shasho
jaye chos!>>khob bid? 886-be molaa...........>>>1 vaght Khar nashi maaro bokhori ! 887-Agar mayel be koon dadan hastid be nokate zir tavajoh konid:..... 888-Chandta tork ba lagad mizadand to tokhm-e hamdige,yeki rad mishe mige 889-Az ye gave miporsan chera jonune gavi gerefti?Mige age rozi
chand bar sinehato bemalan o hich kar bahat nakonan to ham bashi jonun
migiri!! 890-Ye rashti to mosabeghe 20 soali sherkat mikone.mige: garme?
migan:are.mige: narme?migan:aremige:morede estefade hamas? migan:are.
mige:fahmidam, zaname! 891-Ghazvinie mige: chand shabe zanamo nakardam. Migan periode? Mige: na baba es-hale! 892-Dozde tofango migire joloye rashtie, mige zaneto bede, rashtie
mide. dozde mige gul khordi, tofange pelastiki bud. rashtie mige to ham
gul khordi khaharam bud ! 893-shoare 22 bahman dar ostane ghazvin : KARIKATORISTE DANMARKI HAGHE MOSALAME MAST. . !!! 894-Olampike hozeye elmiye ghom shoru shod:1-partabe amame 2-paresh
ba aba 3-do ba givehae noktiz 4- paresh az menbar 5-shatranj ba tasbih. 895-Age mikhay ghalbe ashegheto negahe mehrabuneto va dastaye
garmeto azam begiri,bashe,begir ama -to ro khoda-IN ENERGY HASTEI RO KE
HAGH MOSALAMAME AZAM NAGIR! 896-Shirfarhad varaft be meydon....dast vazed be kone
leilon...leilon khoshesh vayomad...ab az kosesh darumed..bihal vashod
shirfarhad..kiro be konesh nahad!! 897-ShiR Farhad bE madarsh mige az ch Mari MitaRsi goft az mar boat.!! 898-To dar ghalbe man ja dary.To dar rage man ja dary.To dar wojude man hasti /Raftam doktor goft ANGAL dary.!! 899-Midooni farghe ammameh ba pooshak chieh ?Avali ro rooye goh mizaran dovomi ro zire goh.!! 900-Se chiz mostahab ast:1- khordane sineye marmary 2- kardane kose barbary 3- ridan to beite rahbary!!
AYJON AGE AHLESHY HAMINJAST!!
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Vaghean sharmande, bebakhshid pa berahne omadam to goshit!!
ba lahjeye khode ali daei)...Disab hammam boodam ''va KILAM ''la shostam!!
..so fuck always!Anjoman riyazidanane hashari
Dr mige: onja goh ziad mikhori vase medat bade!are bAghe shahAdat hanooz bAz ast!!!>>(havApeymAei jomhurie eslamie iran)
820-Japonie Mire Qazvin Bad Az 1 Mah Bar Migarde Doostash Azash Miporsan Chetor Bood Oonja?!Mige TA TA SHI, TOOSHE !!!
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>>Didi hala koonet mikhare?!ardetoon nemiad?..torke mige:Na,pootin pamoon-e!!1
